POLITICIANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
POLITICIANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
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POLITICIANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS — PREMIUM T-SHIRT
Most people wear shirts.
You wear a warning.
This shirt isn’t about left or right — it’s about truth.
The Politicians Are Not Your Friends Tee calls out the myth both sides sell: that these people care about you.
They don’t.
Your loyalty belongs to your family, your purpose, your health, your freedom — not politicians who only show up when they need something.
On the front: a clean, understated chest print that quietly carries the message.
On the back: the full graphic — both major parties, both sides, all smiles — with POLITICIANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS stamped across their eyes.
It’s bold, it’s honest, and it’s a wake-up call.
Because the moment you stop worshipping politicians is the moment you start taking your power back.
That’s the Free Range Muscle lifestyle:
Sovereignty. Strength. Independence. No saviors. No parasocial worship.
WHY THIS SHIRT HITS DIFFERENT
✔ Because politicians don’t live your life, pay your bills, or fight your battles.
✔ Because the ruling class doesn’t deserve your blind loyalty.
✔ Because personal responsibility beats political idolization every time.
✔ Because this message is universal — both sides lie, both sides manipulate.
✔ Because wearing this shirt signals you think for yourself.
This isn’t partisan.
It’s reality.
PREMIUM FEATURES
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Soft, lightweight, and form-fitting
• 4.3 oz/yd² fabric — perfect for daily wear or the gym
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Durable print for long-lasting clarity
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
WHO THIS SHIRT IS FOR
• People who refuse to worship politicians
• People who put America before political parties
• People who believe strength starts with you, not government
• People tired of political cults and media manipulation
• People who live the Free Range Muscle mentality: strength = freedom
POLITICIANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS — AND THEY NEVER WERE.
Wear the truth.
Live sovereign.
Stay independent.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Most people wear shirts.
You wear a warning.
This shirt isn’t about left or right — it’s about truth.
The Politicians Are Not Your Friends Tee calls out the myth both sides sell: that these people care about you.
They don’t.
Your loyalty belongs to your family, your purpose, your health, your freedom — not politicians who only show up when they need something.
On the front: a clean, understated chest print that quietly carries the message.
On the back: the full graphic — both major parties, both sides, all smiles — with POLITICIANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS stamped across their eyes.
It’s bold, it’s honest, and it’s a wake-up call.
Because the moment you stop worshipping politicians is the moment you start taking your power back.
That’s the Free Range Muscle lifestyle:
Sovereignty. Strength. Independence. No saviors. No parasocial worship.
WHY THIS SHIRT HITS DIFFERENT
✔ Because politicians don’t live your life, pay your bills, or fight your battles.
✔ Because the ruling class doesn’t deserve your blind loyalty.
✔ Because personal responsibility beats political idolization every time.
✔ Because this message is universal — both sides lie, both sides manipulate.
✔ Because wearing this shirt signals you think for yourself.
This isn’t partisan.
It’s reality.
PREMIUM FEATURES
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Soft, lightweight, and form-fitting
• 4.3 oz/yd² fabric — perfect for daily wear or the gym
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Durable print for long-lasting clarity
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
WHO THIS SHIRT IS FOR
• People who refuse to worship politicians
• People who put America before political parties
• People who believe strength starts with you, not government
• People tired of political cults and media manipulation
• People who live the Free Range Muscle mentality: strength = freedom
POLITICIANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS — AND THEY NEVER WERE.
Wear the truth.
Live sovereign.
Stay independent.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
